Necessity invented me

I wish I can enjoy pandesal in the morning... led to a baking mischief. I made bread..... a handful of flour, a whip of butter, egg, condensed milk, gotta have baking soda, yeast..a little of it. I have no freakin idea what these powders do but since im as proud as a hippogriff, and as hungry as a starved goldfish, I made bread.

I kept telling myself, if the ancient Greeks can make it, if nan bread looks so simple as a bloated blob of thing, Jesus probably even knew how to make bread - he was the first worldwide advertisement for it.... then I believe i can make it. Its gotta be somewhere in my genes.

First things first. Mix em. Mix and bake, 2 steps, no biggie. Except for the eggshells, everything blended in well, it looks so much like the ones i see on TV. I was happy rollin and flattenin. Now i gotta use some grey matters here.. its gotta prevent itself from stickin to the pan... duh!! The dough was formed into what i believed is the right thickness, laid on the oven, and set the fire to "insane" degrees fahrenheit. I have no time for slow cookin excuses.

The first set went out incredibly fine. Ok it didnt, after like 4 minutes, it was turnin golden brown... cool, that was fast. Took it out and let it cool. I felt kinda hard, typo, I meant "it" felt hard..the bread...so i decided to add water on the dough... which i think it didnt like coz it went nasty soggy. Whatever form it was it went in the toaster this time.. duh! oven sucks, Ogg use toaster this time.

Ding!, the toaster rang, Ogg the infamous caveman went to the micro volcano cooker and fetch his invention, it was an odd shape, it was as dead as a nail and its pippin hot. Fresh brewed Amoretto coffee, sunny eggs, fresh veggies and the main entre~ .... cardboard cookies.

They turned out into cookies from hell. Well, add butter, dunk into jelly, hold coffee, bite and chew..refrain from spitting it out, swallow and gulp coffee and it actually went fine. Next time Ill try to make cookies, it might turn into bread. Ogg learneth to use recipe and patience hereafter.

Segunda

Sinundan kaagad. Ganda ng titulo ng page ko, pintor na pintor. simulan ang Segunda ng New Years resolution...walang kamatatayang resolusyon.

1. Kailangang bawasan ang carbs, more meat?? en mag eksersays... mashiki na talaga ang butonesan ng mga pantalon.
2. Mag ipon bago mag plano. mas madaling isipin kung ano dapat bilhin kung me pera ka na...and you tend to be damn stingy when you have enough... ayronik somehow.
3. Keep up with the No-smoking campaign. Kalahating taon na, pink na lungs na ulet.
4. Mag aral mabuti...., tanda mo na nag aaral ka pa ren, wenoh!!!
5.Will not steal nor buy pirated music. sabi nga ni Michael, " if yu wana make dis world a better place, take alook at yourself then make that change...nananaaaa~ nananaaaa~"
6. Stop buyin those damn earhones! pang 4 na pares na to, gotta be satisfied... nothing is perfect...arrrghh!!! ok, last pair... pramis. Lesson: buy expensive once, so u dont have to buy over en over again.
7. Eye care, darn it, my eye sight went twice as bad. Gotta learn to blink blink then stare far away once every few mins.
10. Once en for all. Give up the old flame. You loved her and thats ALL there is to it now... she better stop gettin into my dreams dern it.
11. Let go of the past. Throw em things that you need not hold on to. Stop wearing, listening to those 80s stuff... for pete's sake that was 20 years ago!!!
12. Live more, with passion, with truth, with honesty...this is starting to sound like that "Life's Little Instruction Book".

At marami pang iba... pero eto muna.