If its too loud

Good morning to all,

It is in my best interest (and yours too) to let you know, that I have a hearing deficiency of maybe -25%. ..Umm that’s about not being able to hear you calling my name from a distance of 10 feet or less, depends on what’s playing on my portable player.
It is not something new, and I believe I have had the problem ever since I partied in the 80s!
That said, as I am constantly affixed to the monitor solving infinity loops on the database, if you find yourself calling my name twice, three or more times, please do not take it that I am ignoring you.

Best regards,

HR Information Analyst